I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
