I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Fuck appropriateness.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Randomize
