is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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