you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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