All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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