Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
there was a trapeze. enough said
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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