Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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