It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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