did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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