My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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