awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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