Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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