Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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