THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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