brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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