That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
