i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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