sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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