glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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