I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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