I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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