I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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