You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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