How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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