I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
