I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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