Whatcha textin bout Willis?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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