I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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