i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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