Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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