She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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