So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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