It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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