Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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