He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm both gender and math confused
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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