these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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