I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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