Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Two words: nipple clamps
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