thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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