My brain says no but my pants say off.
i would punch a child for taco bell
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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