it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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