Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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