your parents love me but you hate me
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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