I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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