Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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