Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How does it feel to date your dad?
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