Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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