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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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