I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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