I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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