Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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