Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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