I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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