I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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