she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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