I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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