Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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