Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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