worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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